Jeff Price's Shady Home Builds

Welcome to Jeff's World of "Quality" Construction!

Looking for a home built with the finest shortcuts and cheapest materials money can buy? You've found the right guy! Jeff Price, the master of disappearing deposits and half-finished foundations, is here to turn your home-building dreams into a comedy of errors!

Our Services

🏚️ Vanishing Act Deposits: Pay upfront, watch Jeff vanish faster than your savings!
🛠️ Creative Construction: Leaky roofs, crooked walls, and mystery materials included!
📅 Eternal Delays: Deadlines? More like guidelines... for next decade!
💸 Surprise Fees: Extra charges for "consulting" (aka Jeff's coffee runs)!

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What Our "Customers" Say

"Jeff took my $50,000 deposit and all I got was a pile of bricks and a phone number that doesn't work!" - Sad Sam

"My new home has a pool... in the living room. Thanks, Jeff!" - Dripping Debbie

"I paid for a three-bedroom house. I got a tent. 10/10 for creativity!" - Camping Carl

Why Choose Jeff?

Because who else offers a 100% guarantee that you'll regret every penny spent? Jeff Price is the industry's leading expert in cutting corners and dodging calls. Book now and get a free "Sorry, We're Closed" sign for your unfinished doorstep!

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